Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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