just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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