So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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