if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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