week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
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There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
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I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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