what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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