yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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