Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
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I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize