so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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