Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
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