my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Fuck appropriateness.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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