It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
