eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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