Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
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I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
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Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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