i already hear my dad disowning me
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
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It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
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I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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