She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Why did my mother make you get naked?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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