on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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