it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
