Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
