Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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