Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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