Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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