Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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