Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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