Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Who wears a wallet chain?!
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
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Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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