drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
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I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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