okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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