You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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