We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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