@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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