No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
