He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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