Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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