Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
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We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
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Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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