yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
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bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
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Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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