I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
My breasts were aching with rage.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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