yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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