dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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