should my penis look like a turkey
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
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It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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