office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
FUCK WHALES
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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