so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Randomize