The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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