Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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