So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
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i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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