gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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