I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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