He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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