There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
not ubering you a puppy
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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