I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
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