Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
