So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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