Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Randomize
