i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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