I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
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I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
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"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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