you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
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I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
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